Metaphor?? What the??

Ok, the tittle got nothing to do with what I'm gonna write later.

It was early morning, for God's sake.
Beep from phone wakes me up.
A message.
I was so under my sleepy mode to realize who sent the message.
It says, "Yang, I dah nak naik flight. Miss you muahss"
At that state of my mind, I'm simly reply
"Ok.Syg take care. Jgn nakal2. Miss you too muahss"

Then I crawl back into my comforter and jumped out when I heard the alarm from the phone.
Shit, it was almost 8.30am when I finished my shower.
Get ready and go out.
Realized I left my phone, I got back into the room and got the phone.
Well, it was still at the message.
The fact I didn't close the app.

Ehh.. some1 sent me a message this morning.
But I really can't remember. Gosh..
Check back. What I've wrote.
Who call me Yang?
Perhaps some1 sent to the wrong number and I directly reply.
Luckily it was from some1 i know.
Hahaa..

Can't keep smiling on my stupidoshh..
What if the message from some1 else.
Owh... I really tired lately. I can't even think straight.

#p/s: yang, dun forget some cake batik for me.. mishh you muahss... hahahahhahahaa

** example of nice metaphor
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
(Rita Rudner) - so cici said, meaning that I've never fallen in love yet. Fuhh..